The fascination for early morning walks.

Conversation .

Mom : You were a worm when you were born. Everyone was worried if this kid would even grow. Now we wish the reverse were true.

Uncle : My Activa cries if it has to carry you.

With such callous remarks pointed towards the slight increase in adipose tissue around the waist, yours truly decided that it was time to go for what is the Madrasi's true passion, an early morning walk. After enthusiastic friends gifted me a Nike + ipod pedometer with some inspiring words from PB , one had decided to put it to good use. But of course it needed the prod from one's close Rs .

Boat Club Road in Madras is one of the few beautiful areas left in Madras - Tree lined avenues, clean roads, zero stray dogs, no overflowing garbage bins and a healthy smattering of walkers who don't gawk at an oversized creature attempting to get back into shape with an ipod for company. The walk to Boat Club Road is about 800 m from my house and then a full circle around the avenues with trees that form a canopy on top is about 1.2 miles. Its certainly interesting to note one's old HOD turn up for a walk in the same area and to be remembered by him despite one's vagabond Bachelor days during under-graduation. Then one gets to see old classmates parents and check on his / her existence and which part fo the planet we call earth they exist on. All the while you sweat by the buckets, the rag which is a towel is soaked with sweat so that you can wring out more buckets. Ofcourse you then look out and hope that you don't have to sing Here comes the Sun, lets sweat gallons of sweat instead ..

If only there was an easy way to collect the sweat of all the walkers in Madras there would never be any water shortage in Madras.

Now thats a disgusting thought and on that note shall head out ...



P.S. Why am I in Madras - To sweat out buckets and enjoy the sun in the middle of summer..

Of funny signposts.

So when John Wright in Indian Summers mentioned funny roadsigns along rural India , I was loath to believe some of them (or believed they were on their way out) until I saw a couple of them on the long winding East Coast Road from Madras to Pondicherry. The 2 signs that I was referring to above read something like

"Atoms for Prosperity" and "Fast Reactors for prosperity - Bharani" .

If a government organization can dish out such heavy stuff , private enterprise will (what's that word ?) better it in orders of magnitude and efficiency.

After a point I realized we had crossed Kalpakkam on the East Coast Road from Madras to Pondicherry and that's one of the towns that hosts nuclear powered plants in India. Not soon after I happened to see a sign post proclaiming Wooster Nagar in Pudupattinam (new town), (a new settlement on the East Coast Road ) , a testament to the spreading reach of Wodehouse in the south of India .

Teaching again ..

So, one managed to get to the university again this month to teach on a couple of days about what the Department calls Operating Systems / Low Level Programming. Many folks say that teaching is a pain , its an art and its definitely not a science. I enjoyed it as long as I didn't have too much load at work and not too mentally tired. The last thing you want to do after a strenuous time at work is to come back home and prepare for a course lecture. Today was one day where I enjoyed myself again. Choosing to go the blackboard chalk and extempore way that I went ahead with my talk instead of what could be German or Japanese efficiency in putting everything into a presentation - I found myself in a position where I had to pull the audience along , open up to them , have some of them open up to be able to ask reasonable questions and not just sit there as mute spectators. Seldom has one felt a thrill equivalent to the kick I got today out of teaching 35 -40 post graduate students about Debugging logic , theory , how does source line numbers map to addresses, where to look for information etc. etc. etc. I think I had a reasonable class given that they laughed at all my simple jokes which sometimes don't come out all that easily.

Thinking about teachingg as such, I realized that one needs to enjoy it or (s)he'll be a total misfit in that community. Its also a bit of a thankless job but the satisfaction one gets in addition to a total ego kick about teaching at the university is quite a carrot.

In the mythical quest of your lakshya.

There's a line in the movie Lakshya where Preeti Zinta describes Hrithik Roshan "uska zindagi mein lakshya nahi hai" . All uncles, aunties, grandparents and parents alike since time immemorial have gone one to say that their kids (even if they are nice fat adults in the mid 30s) don't have the so-called Lakshya. Now what is this lakshya that people keep alluding to - Is it to be a mission statement like all these Six Sigma (or whatever is the latest fad in the world of quality) to be hung around your neck and proclaimed to the world ? Is it something that needs to be advertised to the world in general about what the so called Lakshya is and then one noisily goes about achieving it ? Is the Lakshya to be multiple XXXXX $$$$$ in your bank account, or vast tracts of land or the latest gadgetry or such materialistic goals ? Or is it to be something like the experience of running your own company or achieving a Ph.D or getting an MBA . At a particularly interesting cross-roads of life, one has made certain changes inclusive of quitting a steady job to work on relocating one self to a totally alien country (the only link to which is history books, the television and tons of Wodehouse novels) . But then the future is unknown and thats why its so exciting isn't it ? So does one really need a clear cut Lakshya and put out one's own mission statement.

Nostalgia and all that.

So the last few days have been spent in recovering from jetlag , thermal shocks ( a jump from 35 deg. C to 3 deg C and then back to 38 deg C cannot be very pleasant) and an impromptu vacation to the city of Hyderabad where unseasonal rain brought the temperature down over the weekend.

Working from home 24x7 is very interesting. One has to have far more discipline to work from home rather than from an office is something that I am realizing by true experience now. Having worked from home in the past I've always found it nice but then there was always a feeling of being able to get into office at some point of time .

Drove back and from the university today sometime around lunch as one got tired running to and from the passport office and ended up visiting my old alma mater. Was worth going in and having a chat with my old prof - had lunch ( Masala dosa Sambar awful as is the case in most restaurants in Pune including the fabled Vaishali) for 10 bucks. However good old HFC is gone .

Airports and what not ...

So travelling from Leicester to Heathrow by cab was an interesting task. One got hold of a cab and then slept all the way in . The motorways here (see I am now blogging like a Brit ! ) are quite unlike the kinds back home. Lots of information about whats wrong with the junctions, tom-toms away lane systems and speed limits. I certainly don't think I'll be driving here very soon . Its going to be darned painful to follow the rules and unlearn all the Indianisms from one's driving habits which will be rather painful .

Thankfully the security lines at Terminal 3 were very peaceful - not too much to wait and just walked through without even a frisk though one had to remove his belt, shoes put his laptop through X ray machines and what not. However given all the hype about long lines today was rather peaceful and one got in ok. It was then time to pull out the credit card and put it to merry swiping use.

Rightho my man .

What ho What ho What ho . Right ho , Right ho ,Right ho. These were the words that rang through the idiot box the other day once I had added myself to the evergrowing list of owners of the Jeeves and Wooster series. I've watched about 6 episodes until this point of time, each about an hour and a laugh riot. Now I am at peace with the world, the sun is shining out even though in a windy watery sort of a manner and one can admire the gales blowing outside with a hot cuppa inside and a warm fire lighting up the fireplace. Now this is what is Lord Ickenham would refer to as cheer and joy .

Cricket where art thou ?

In a cab from Queen Square to Welshback , I heard sound of bat on ball , a comment from David Gower and then realized that finally someone in this country was also following Englands progress in New Zealand. So, finally one gets to hear cricket in this country. Its amazing that everyone wants to know about how much cricket is followed back home in India and expects automatically that as an Indian I would be as fanatical about cricket. This certainly is the place for cricket and looks as though I shall come back sometime to play cricket in the English Summer.

Now thats something to look forward to ain't it.

A tour of Bristol

Its just a 2 week trip to attend a formality of an interview, which I've cleared now and figure out about housing in the UK and moving over to the UK. Its been a great trip over and jumping right from 30 deg. in Bombay to 3 deg in Bristol was like jumping from the oven into the freezer . As is the standard warning from everyone - cover yourself in layers, keep warm, eat good food, don't take any pangas and have fun !

So Monday came bright and shining at 7 deg C which was said to be brilliant weather and I was thinking hmmmm .. If this is the best, what can be the worst. The cold is fine and can be tolerated pretty much everything is heated and kept warm but then the wind chill kills you. I've been walking around a lot the last few days meeting up with my good ol' mate RVK as well as figuring out things about England. Its been good long walks and I must have walked more in this whole week than I would have done in India being the lazy bum that I am. So I wondered if today would be the same, nice sunny and maybe I can walk around and sit with my laptop on College Green off Park Lane and use the free wifi. Pretty much all of Park Street free wifi and I wanted to sit a bit in the sun. Alas, that was not to happen since it started coming down and down and down and down . A bit boring one might say but that didn't deter me from walking to Broadsmead (a big mall) and buying myself a thick jacket 3 books and some dvds of Yes Minister and Yes Prime minister. After that it was time to open up viks tomato chutney, put it on some bread and eat it enjoying re-runs of the dvds I'd bought.

More I think will be later since I am tiured.

Brrr. old chap and all that !

Hi there old chap - What ho and all that . Its freezing up here in Bristol and I am loving it . The British housing system is interesting and I shall be looking at finding some houses in the City Centre where all the action really is. Its freezing and a huge thermal shock to jump literally from the frying pan at 30 Deg in Bombay to 3 deg . and last night it went down to almost 2 deg. ! And with a wind blowing it felt like sitting in a freezer with an industrial fan blowing at you !

Other than that things are pretty neat and nice . Like the organization of things so far and would like to see the worst of the weather. More updates later. !

Work Week begins.

On a Monday morning which I so hate. A thought that has certainly persisted from school is one of getting rid of Mondays . The last few weeks have been hectic, we've been struggling with a particularly onerous bug report that hasn't yet been fixed and is leaving me with some incredible questions. The other thing has been some of the feedback coming out of MWC for my employer (Azingo) and the phone we are building - its been quite impressive to see the feedback . I haven't been that greatly involved with the phone but some of the performance work my team did last year on this is finally paying off. Also some of the other stuff that I did which is still under wraps would be good to see later this year. I shall be leaving this place soon and its been a pretty poignant journey from a wide eyed fresher to a roly poly experienced engineer in the industry today. Lots of good friends made for life, lots of happy moments - quite a few disappointing moments . Teams set up and dispersed and then finally as one of the first members of the tools tribe, slightly nostalgic about leaving the place . Lots of people talk about Android, Azingo and all the linux phones coming out - It would be very interesting to see how this whole thing plays out. I shall be watching from the sidelines popcorn in hand. !

Work @ 7:30 a.m.

There is an eerie silence as you walk past all the quiet monitors , some of them blinking away others maintained silently. The office assistance staff has only a skeletal crew of 1 chap filling up the water and you wonder if it is the same place that is usually a beehive of activity. There is the sound of utter silence possibly broken only by the noise as one types out this blog entry and the whine of my workstation as it continues chewing on a CPU intensive task that we compiler writers love to burden our machines with.

It is quiet and peaceful and one is so much more productive and not distracted by all the noise that starts creeping in with the influx of people. This really is an odd time for me to get into work though one hsa done this on a regular basis nearly 7 long years - getting in early and leaving by 6 p.m.

So what ho ?

And pigs can fly and the sun rises in Western Australia. India just beat Australia in their own backyard at Perth. Perth - the so called grave of cricketers from the sub-continent, on what would be the bounciest wicket in Australia . Pakoda Kadar, ex student of RKM Vivekananda College and currently Bullet enthusiast called to ask me for status of the requirements from my last blog post.

1. A double century by one of the fab 4 whacking the famous 4 pronged attack to all corners. If it is a certain Mr. Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar it would be a repeat of 1992 .

No double century from anyone . Not even a century. The highest score from Dravid for 93.

2. An opening dash by Viru .

There it was . Perth seemed to suit him

Also the interesting exchange.
-> Viru to Kumble - One more over to Ishant Sharma . Ponting strike pey hai.
-> Kumble - ek aur daalega.
-> Ishant Sharma - Haan ek aur.

This after Ishant worked on Ricky Ponting in the morning for 8 overs making him play , miss and get hit on the body was the reason for this exchange. 3 balls later Mr. Ponting was trudging back to the pavilion wondering if a certain H Singh had come out as I Sharma.

3. A 5 wicket haul for Harbhajan Singh (including the wickets of Ponting, Clarke, Hayden, Symonds )

Damn! he was dropped.

4. A century by Anil Kumble

He got a pair but then he got 6 centuries of wickets. Wicket 600 came up and yesterday he learnt how to get the leg break going . The leg-break turned. Way to go, Jumbo may you confuse more batsmen now with actual leg spin rather than flippers, top spinners and wrong 'uns .

Tranquility on the Expressway.

Driving back from Bombay on the express way at night is quite a tranquil experience. For night birds like me its easiest to finish dinner in Bombay and then drive all the way back to Pune under 3 hours instead of waking up early in the morning and driving back. Accompanied by music , your own merry thoughts about life and the flashing lights on the expressway make for a mesmerizing drive.Throw into this heady mixture, races between 2 juggernauts in the first gear on the ghats at a top speed of 25 kmph, the weaving indicas and qualises trying to make their way past these juggernauts, the sneering corollas and the sedans trying to push their way past your humble WagonR , the hulks of Volvo's which refuse to let you overtake and threaten to push you out like a fly and you have a delectable drive. As an added bonus you can add Mark Knopfler, Pink Floyd, Coldplay and a variety of other artists crooning and make you feel at the top of the world. Once in a while you floor the accelerator, watch out for the response and then utterly enjoy in the thrill of what is essentially a union of man's thoughts and the machine's actions.

Thanks to the number of trips I have done to Bombay in the past few months especially to Powai and Mulund I've now been able to mark out the fastest route to the Eastern Expressway from Pune. Also one knows the turns and the curves pretty well that handling the WagonR is quite a pleasure these days. However as they say, all good things must end soon and I should enjoy the last few months of driving on this expressway.

Monkey business.

Journalists should possibly stop covering the big Sydney imbroglio that led to Peter Roebuck calling for the sacking of Ponting as captain in what was the most hard hitting article I have read in the recent past and brutally honest. The funny bit was opinion polls suggesting that the Australian public was quite with the popular sentiment as in India. The other funny articles online include one by Pranav about one-tup cricket as is famous in the various terraces of various apartments in every Indian city.

The latest in what seems to be an unending discussion on what was possibly said drags Andrew Symonds poor mom into the whole discussion. I wonder what levels will journalism stoop to in this case. There even was talk in Australian papers about Indian arrogance with the ICC . The funniest part of the decision was the apparent contradiction in Mike Procters statement.

The whole thing however has put a different perspective for the Perth test. I wonder what would happen there . Will it be played in complete silence ? Or will Australia continue with their mental disintegration to have some of it dished back at them . I still remember the seminal 2001 series where the Australians first got the mental disintegration dished back at them and famously got Steven Waugh out. I can't find that particular issue of India Today but I remember how India started giving it back to Australia since then. Ofcourse the funny part according to a lot of legends has been that Australia have behaved like cry-babies and only the Indian captain and team have moved on with their heads held high. Certainly Australia are going to have to think a lot about what they want to do or show in the future. There has been a very strong statement by Anil Kumble about the spirit of the game and that has been made in such a statesmanesque fashion that everyone is thanking their stars for him being appointed captain instead of Dhoni.

Lots of people have talked about how India is using its arrogance thanks to it having the richest board . Its interesting to note that none of these folks question the US dominance in the world economy. Money does speak. This series is financially lucrative to Cricket Australia - make no mistake about that . Even if the team leaves early and India has to pay out the money , there would be no issues since the payout would happen , India would invite Pakistan over or have a tri-series with someone else in India and make up the moolah. Its high time the ICC started giving some respect to India for the amount of commerce it is bringing to this game. Otherwise how do you expect the market for this to grow ? The biggest migrants in the world today happen to be the Indians and the Chinese and this is the way that cricket will spread with the Indians playing it in different parts of the world. So the spirit of the game and all is fine but treat India with some respect. The BCCI doesn't demand it , many times the BCCI blunders in the ICC with short term commercial gains in mind but its high time the ICC, Australia and England got off their high horses because they started the game. England might be the birth of cricket, but today crickets home lies in the maidans of Bombay, the streets of Ranchi, the beaches of Madras and the bylanes of Jalpaiguri from where the next big cricketer would appear.

Finally what every Indian fan would like to see in Perth -
An Indian win comprising of :

1. A double century by one of the fab 4 whacking the famous 4 pronged attack to all corners. If it is a certain Mr. Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar it would be a repeat of 1992 .!
2. An opening dash by Viru .
3. A 5 wicket haul for Harbhajan Singh (including the wickets of Ponting, Clarke, Hayden, Symonds )
4. A century by Anil Kumble

R51 RIP - Welcome T61

So, its finally done - the good old R51 that I used at work decided to conk off making a weird noise something like a "platch" and I had to sadly put it away to rest yesterday. Within a couple of hours I had a shining new T61 that is much faster, lighter and more powerful than the R51.

However I have feisty running on it and getting sound working on a T61 using feisty is quite a painful task and I don't yet know how to make it work. In addition to backing up and reorganizing all the data on my old laptop its going to be a while before the T61 starts playing any music. Anyways RIP old one . I shall quite miss the brick .

Double Standards.

Harbhajan Singh gets pulled up for a verbal altercation with Symonds started with what Tendulkar calls an amusing heckling and every Australian wants to brand any conversation that any cricketer has with Symonds as being of a racist tinge. I can't understand how Symonds feels that there's a racist tinge to everything said against him , is it his own insecurity that makes him and others around him view anything said against him as racist ?

Ricky Ponting is given out and walks out showing his bat to the umpire, shows dissent with the decision and gets away with nothing at all . 4 umpiring decisions go against India and we don't complain and the ICC does nothing at all. One never thought about these things earlier , but such behaviour by ICC match officials is getting routine and unacceptable. I think this is utter nonsense and if Harbhajan Singh gets pulled up , India should walk out of the tour.

At the end of the test match Ricky Ponting says "I hope this match is remembered for the cricket that was played. Yes, there were a few controversies by the side but the match itself was played in the right spirit and I hope it continues,"

I say my foot - Is he referrring to another form of "spirits" which are liquids of an alcoholic nature ? The match would be remembered for the cricket that was played by one team with 11 members who tried to play cricket and the other team which left behind what is basic etiquette in only what can be termed its greed to win . The next time Australia visits India - you can be sure that the crowds are going to boo them , there would be monkeys hired and brought into the grounds and loudspeakers making monkey chants.

However the question of the day was "The Australian Prime Minister visited the Sydney Cricket Ground wearing a monkey suit (Thats a Tuxedo, in a language known as Australian) . Now does that make him a monkey ?"

The end result is that the papers are reporting that Bhajji gets a ban whilst we look forward to playing more games with cheats , who think that if someone questions their integrity one has committed a sin. Words don't mean much ,tis actions that count and from todays actions I think Mr. Pontings credibility and the Australian cricket team's integrity is at an all time low.

2008 - here we go

So it is the night of the 1st ( lets not say first night for obvious reasons :P. ) and I couldn't sleep . So, 2008 has arrived and with it all the cheer and joy. Let me first blog what I did on the night of the 31st. Sat at home, read the Da Vinci code, listened to music on my new ipod nano and slept on time . Did not turn on the tv to watch all the NDTV 24x7 programmes on what happened in 2007 et al. Now, folks might wonder why did one do this ... I was just about tired after that trip to Goa where we had a lot of fun and then promptly caught the flu which left me coughing and sneezing all day today . Sitting at home, drinking kashaayam and doing nothing much else for the whole day.

The other fun part about New Year's is making resolutions that you break the next day. Now that is as traditional as the Sun rising from the East I guess. So lets see... What are to be my New Year Resolutions ?...

2007 year in review.

So 2007 goes away and 2008 comes in - the last post for the year . Its been a hectic year with this 58th blog post for the year (the maximum in the last 4 years of blogging !) , lots of trips to all parts of India- I've lost count but seem to have averaged atleast 1 trip to Bombay every month for sure - Finally managed to see Goa - drove my WagonR all over Western Maharashtra and to Hyderabad . The highlights ofcourse were the trips to Coorg and to Ottawa to attend the GCC summit.

Its been a very satisfying year at work . We internally worked on upgrading our private port of GCC to 4.3 trunk and contributing atleast bug reports to the open source community seems to have helped in improving the final performance of our compiler. Its now is very close to cycle counts from 3.4 and is infinitely better in terms of code size ! . Pretty neat achievement for our team at work .

Playing cricket for possibly the last time in India during the new year. There's an inter IT tournament coming up and we'll be participating and I hope to be playing for sometime. Come the new year and there are lots of changes pending in life . So lets see how it goes.

Go Goa !

Go Goa , or viva la Goa as you might put it in French ! Having heard a lot about how Goa is different from any other place in India , I'd decided that I would jump on the next opportunity to visit Goa which is exactly what I did on what was a hectic 3 day trip to Goa . The beaches are quite phenomenal with truly white and clean sand , no dirt, friendly people and very good water. We stayed at a place called Majorda and had a private beach to ourselves which was cool though we did visit Bagha and Calingute later at  night to see the public beaches. Goa parties like it is no one's business and 24 hours a day. When we were leaving Bagha to return to our hotel at 1 in the morning folks were still streaming in and all decked up to have a party . Just walking around and soaking the atmosphere was quite an experience in itself.

Driving to and from Goa was a novel experience given the fact that you had single lane'd roads for highway lined with trees, breathtaking ghats on either side of the road. But wait , what's the catch - buses and trucks and the odd Santro motoring along with what seemed to be single minded determination to run us off the road . Add to this motley crew a driver who thought himself to be the Indian version of Juan Pablo Montoya, a Toyota Qualis substituting the F1 car and the dirt track from Nippani to Sawantwadi in place of Imola and a whole car full of enthusiastic folks , you had the right ingredients for a heady time.

Merry Christmas and the new year arrives.

So Ho ho ho and all that, 2007 has been an eventful year more so than 2006 and 2008 promises to be even more interesting. Looking forward to the new year by celebrating it with Bobs and gang at Not Just Jazz by the bay . In addition there is a quick 2 day trip to Goa on the cards - lets see - depending on how much work one finishes today I'll be able to steal some time to visit Goa finally. Having never visited Goa and hearing everyone go on about it and how beautiful it is to visit especially during new year's - I've gone ahead and agreed to join V and gang on a road trip to Goa. ! Now thats gonna be interesting given that there's going to be a huge gang of us going over to Goa and all of us being a really diverse lot . Fun times ahead till the new year.

India Darshan and tortoises.

The conference in Kanpur was super cool for a variety of reasons including the talks that one got to hear from virtually the gurus of Computer and Compiler science :) . The other reason why Kanpur was cool was because of the weather. It is freezing cold in Kanpur , the sun rises at 6:45 in the morning and sets by 4:45 in the evening. By 5:30 its pitch dark and afterwards roaming outside in the cold weather is quite an act of bravery for a person not used to such cold dry climes. The wind is chill and hits you as though there are knives about in the air.

The train journeys to and from Kanpur were very interesting both of them were epitomes of why the Indian Railways will always remain very effective and punctual here and in the South of India but never in the North of India. The jury is still out on the East of India but looking at when trains from the North - East and the East arrive in Madras or even in Pune (atleast 8 hours late !) . Trivandrum - Guwahati 12 hours late. In any case while going forth self had a first a.c. ticket for a train known as Pushpak Express which was before time at all stations till the Rani of Jhansi started delaying it on its path to Kanpur with the result that it reached an hour late. Travelling in first class with a director of the railways (with whom I had rather interesting conversation regarding how good or bad the railways really were ) was an educational and comfortable experience with the attendants pretty much fawning on us. The return journey was by a train called the Awadh Express that comes all the way from Gorakhpur and comes to Bombay after almost going almost as far north as Delhi (it crawls through Agra so you might as well say thats close to Delhi) . So to come essentially south west as the crow flies , I was on a train that was going all the way around India by first going North , then west, then North West and finally south , south west and south east . This was also quite educational because this is when I learnt the virtue of patience and accepting a situation where one can never have enough.

So the travel continues...

Just about finishing work to leave for Kanpur to attend a compiler's conference at IIT Kanpur - its going to be cold and also a lonesome train journey after a long long time. Also getting a first class ticket thanks to there being no other direct way of getting there by air is going to prove to be some fun. Work's been hectic trying to figure out a way to sort out a GCC bug with the loop optimizers in making it generate better code for machines with zero overhead loop instructions.

So with all this it sure is going to prove to be a welcome break to smell the roses as they say !

Sawai Gandharva at long last.

After nearly 8 long years in the city of Pune finally found the time, energy to push myself to go listen to a concert in the Sawai Gandharva music festival. It was Pandit Hariprasad Chaurasia playing the flute to a packed audience of nearly 15000 in a ground. People were somehow packed into the ground , sitting and standing and in odd positions . I heard the entire concert standing in an area where we were packed like the proverbial sardines in a tin can.

The master started with a raga in the hindustani mould (I forget its name other than the fact that it started with a J) , reached a crescendo with Vachaspati which is a raaga from Carnatic music featuring a jugalbandhi with the tabla which was awesome to hear. The final raga that he started playing as I left to pick my niece ( who decided to run for the Pune district at Ahmednagar) from the bus stop. was Pahadi. Having heard this in the past and knowing what magic it leaves with the listener I was quite loathe to leave the place but then duty called...

This really is one of the few things that I haven't enjoyed in Pune and finally even that has been completed.

Murphy's laws of Computer Science

Recently my uncle (newly introduced to the world of programming) sent me a link with murphy's laws of computer science.

• Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
• Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
• If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
• If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
• Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.
• The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.
• Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
• Every non- trivial program has at least one bug
  Corollary 1 - A sufficient condition for program triviality is that it have no bugs.
  Corollary 2 - At least one bug will be observed after the author leaves the organization.
• Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified.
• The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.
  Corollary - A subtle bug will modify storage thereby masquerading as some other problem.
• Lulled into Security Law
  A 'debugged' program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup.
• A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.
• A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.
• Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
• Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
• Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.
• The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.
• The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.
• A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.
• No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough.
• Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.
• When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.
• Disks are always full. It is futile to try to get more disk space. Data expands to fill any void.
• If a program actually fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash.
• If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes.
• No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.
• All components become obsolete.
• The speed with which components become obsolete is directly proportional to the price of the component.
• Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.
• The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
• It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just been discontinued and will be no longer in stock.
• Any VDU, from the cheapest to the most expensive, will protect a twenty cent fuse by blowing first.
• Any manufacturer making his warranties dependent upon the device being earthed will only supply power cabling with two wires.
• If a circuit requires n components, then there will be only n - 1 components in locally-held stocks.
• A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
• Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
• A program generator creates programs that are more buggy than the program generator.
• All Constants are Variables.
  Sent by Risto Matikainen
• Constants aren't
• Variables won't
  The last two laws were sent by Hnathoo
• A part dropped from the workbench will roll to a degree of un-reachability proportional to its importance.
  Sent by Neal Buddenberg
• In a transistor circuit protected by a fuse, the transistor will always blow to protect the fuse.
  Sent by Neal Buddenberg
• The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.
  Or...
  No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.
• The hard drive on your computer will only crash when it contains vital information that has not been backed up.
  The last two laws were sent by Charles L. Mays
• Computers don't make errors-What they do they do on purpose.
  Sent by Terry Jaster
• If Murphy's laws are so true then how come I can log onto this site and submi............
  [connection reset - error message 928 ]
  Sent by Paul Breen
• Gumption's Law (?)
  Any problem, no matter how complex, can be found by simple inspection.
  Corollary: A nagging intruder with unsought advice will spot it immediately.
  Sent by Ray Geist who found it handy when he was debugging computer code.
• Each computer code has five bugs, and tis number does not depend on how many bugs have been already found (it is conservative).
  Sent by Andrew
• Profanity is one language all computer users know.
  Sent by Jeff Webb
• The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program.
  Sent by Yaron Budowski
• The most ominous words for those using computers: "Daddy, what does 'Now formatting Drive C mean'?"
  Sent by Yael Dragwyla
• When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.
  Sent by Paul Pigott
• Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
• Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code.
  The conclusion of the last two laws: Every non trivial program can be simplified to one line of code, and it will contain a bug.
  Sent by Brandon Aiken
• An expert is someone brought in at the last minute to share the blame.
  Sent by Bassey Essien.
• Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place.
  So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.
  Sent by Brian Kernighan
• Bahaman's Law:
  for any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version appears.
  Sent by Bahaman.
  Yakko's addition:
  The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.
  Sent by Yakko
• Patches - don't.
  Sent by Doru Tasca
• Most computer errors can be attributed to a similar problem - a screw loose behind the keyboard.
• Whenever you need a crucial file from the server, the network will be down.
• Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.
• E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off.
• A quarantined virus - will be opened.
• A chain letter - will be sent. To global. A dozen times.
• The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.
• The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.
• The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.
• General Fault Errors are the "Check Engine" light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.
• A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.
• The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do is inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it.
  The last twelve laws were sent by Ryan Sylvester
• The probability of forgetting your password is directly proportional to the frequency of changing it.
• No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.
  The last two laws were sent by Zain
• The longer it takes to download a program the more likely it won't run.
  Sent by Skwirl
• Failure is not an option, it's included with the software.
  Sent by Paul
• A program is good when it's bug free - which is impossible.
  Sent by Hans van Rijsse
• If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.
  Sent by Eric Guilbault
• It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
• The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.
  Corollary: Marketing should not be located in the same city - much less on the same campus - as Engineering and/or Programming.
• The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user who has a clue - usually the wrong one.
• According to most Tech Support people, the most common user error message (regardless of Operating System) is ID 10T.
  End-users' Corollary 1: most application failures occur between the hours of 2 and 4 am on a Sunday night - with a 6 am Monday deadline for the project.
  End-users' Corollary 2: On the graveyard shift, there's no Tech Support to hear you scream!
  The last four laws and corollaries were sent by Jim Kirk
• Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, "Watch this!"
  corollary: If you call another programmer over to see if he knows what's wrong the bug disappears.
  The corollary was sent by S. Bussell.
• The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.
  The last two laws were sent by Bill Smith.
• An employee rank is in inverse proportion to his use of a computer, and in proportion to its performance.
  Sent by Dan Wasson
• The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus
  Sent by DaRk_jAcKaL
• If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged properly.
• Non Crash Operating System aren't.
• The worst bugs in your program will show up only during the final review.
  The last three laws were sent by Kiran
• The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.
  Sent by Jack Betz
• Philington's First Law
  If it works, it's production. If it doesn't, it's a test.
• Philington's Second Law
  Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
  The last two laws were sent by Philip Partington
• Format C: fixes all
  Sent by Ron Westby
• Law of Computer Generated Aerodynamics
  Computers suck.
• Law of Recycling
  A computer that has been on the market for 6 weeks is still usable as a boat anchor.
• Law of Anti-security
  The best way past a pesky security feature is a 13-year-old.
• Law of Acceleration
  A computer that has surpassed its user's frustration capacity (FC) will accelerate downwards at 9.8 meters per second squared.
  The last four laws were sent by Timothy Boilard
• Computers let you waste time efficiently
  Sent by Jim F.
• Make a system even a moron can use and a moron will use it.
• Make one that requires training or intelligence and only a moron will use it, but there will be more help desk calls.
  Sent by S. Bussell
• The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.
• You will always discover errors in your work after you have printed/submitted it.
  The last two laws were sent by Niels Hageman
• 90% of a programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
  Sent by Emanuel
• 'Illegal Error' messages only happen when you forget to save your work
  Sent by Abdul Mohsin
• If you make the letters in your Word document bigger and then you print it out, you'll have everything on the first page and only one line on the second.
  Sent by Nadine
• the OEM did not actually manufacture the part you need to replace
  Sent by Bryan Lord
• By the time you learn your new computer you'll need a new one.
  Sent by romanaround
• After a software is released, the first bug found will be by a person who normally does not use that portion of the program but was wondering why he can't do something he normally would not do.
  Sent by Rick G.
• When the Downloading Window says "99%complete", there will be a fluctuation in the voltage and you'll have to start all over again.
  Sent by Sagar Kalantre
• Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits ;-)
  Sent by Sylvain Galibert
• The troubleshooting guide contains the answer to every problem except yours.
  Sent by Jesse Janowiak
• Plugins Law
  Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.
  Sent by Laudney Ren
• No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault
  Corollary: If its not their fault - Blame them anyway :-)
  Sent by Andrei Keren
• You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be completely useless and/or invalid.
  Sent by Hyung Jin Lee
• You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.
• 75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows (Any version).
  The last two laws were sent by Christian C
• Auto Correct - isn't
• Microsoft excel- doesn't
  the last two laws were sent by Alegna
• If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.
• The quickest way to shutdown a PC is to unplug it.
  Corollary: ACPI shutdown (sometimes faster to get to than the plug) does not always work.
  Corollary: ACPI shutdown will fail most frequently when you run the risk of being caught doing something.
  Corollaries were sent by Stravag
• No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.
  the last three laws were sent by Pliaskos
• Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.
  Sent by Jan Wenall
• A virus will be erased when the hard drive crashes, making it useless for antivirus program to fix it.
  Sent by mitch
• The problem always exists between one keyboard and it's respective chair.
  (On submission problem was insomnia... zzzzzz)
  Sent by Cpt_Anderson
• A program that compile on the first run has an error in the algorithm
  Sent by Iavor Dimitrov
• Edward V. Berard Law
  Walking on water and developing software to specification are easy as long as both are frozen.
  Sent by Andre Van Dun
• The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get
• The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link
• The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by
  The last three laws were sent by Mark
• A computer is only as smart as the person using it
• If it ain't broke, Overclock it!
  The last two laws were sent by Michael Horvath
• If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Any way, you're screwed if you have a deadline.
  Sent by Logan
• Software Reliability:
  Investment in software reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors.
  Sent by Bill Pramik
• Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor (due to management rules).
• Computer masochism: When a computer takes all the abuse you think you can give it and continues working as it should.
• The sound of grinding metal or the sight of smoke coming from a case is a warning that you are trying to do too much with too little.
• The survivability of a system is directly proportional to the price of the cooling system applied to it and inversely proportional to the amount of use it sees.
• Antivirus systems only effectively work on a virus after given virus has passed its prime.
• The most frightening of viruses is the virus you do not know is already there.
  The last six laws were sent by Stravag
• The amount of damage that a string of code can do is inversely proportional to the length of the string
  Sent by Kit Balmer
• You only receive instant messaging, when working on a project that's due instantly
  Sent by Keith
• When designing a program to handle all possible dumb errors, nature creates a dumber user
  Sent by Rich Spejcher

GCC Traffic Week of 7th December 2007

This week had a continuation on the discussion regarding improving debug info at various optimization levels and the general consensus was that behaviour that caused code generation differences with and without using -g should be removed. This is a basic promise by GCC to its users and would result in a lot of things breaking in such a situation. It would be interesting to wait and watch on this space since it promises to improve things with debug info as well as try and define compromises with debug info and optimizations (as long as optimizers do not generate code dependent on debug info being turned on are not .) .

Dan Berlin started a huge thread about using git for the version control system and the space / time overheads with checking out a repository , keeping patches and generally using git instead of svn and / or mercurial. There is a huge thread that starts here and goes on to include the friendly neighbourhood folks from the git community in attempting to get git working on the gcc community. I've tried in the past using git with an internal CVS repository and given that I work only with relatively small history I haven't had the kinds of issues that folks are having on the lists.

However the scales are different and it would be interesting to see what is the kind of times I get using Mercurial to play with. Makes sense for a weekend project.

BTW the command line for Mercurial is hg, in some sense the chemical formula for Mercury .:) .

GCC Traffic Week of 30th November

Michael Meissner continued where he left off at the summit regarding Function Specific optimizations. The basic idea is to be able to control the target options initially on the function being compiled and be able to generate different code for the same functions. The idea seems to allow for dynamic dispatch of function versions of very hot functions that could result in better performance on architectures that supported it. The wiki proposal is available here and the mailing list discussion can be found here.

Mark sent out the 4.3 status report and noted that we are still 34 bugs away from a release branch . The full details of the thread can be found here.

The 2 other major topics of discussion this week were regarding improving debug information from GCC and the contentious plugins project with the overall consensus being that plugins are good for quick prototyping and so on but might not be maintainable in the long run given that API stability is not a given with GCC. So, it appears as though productizing a plugin with GCC might not work in the long term given the pace at which things change but might be good enough for a researcher to do a quick prototype. Ofcourse the legal angle is different and it would be interesting to see what the FSF thinks of this project vis-a-vis the GPL. There's more to come surely on this. I didn't quite follow the debug information thread - so no reports on that.

You can find the discussion on debug information here and the discussion on plugins starting here.

GCC proposals.

The last few days I've been figuring out that there's a lot of stuff new that's being proposed in GCC . However reading mailing lists for keeping track of all this is rather painful . So I shall endeavour to publish on my blog regularly the new kinds of topics that are being discussed in the GCC community pretty regularly. Ofcourse there have been many attempts like this including the one on the GCC wiki , though I am sceptical of my own discipline on doing this.

But then ... lets see how we go at this.

The IT guys jargon

Don't know where to stay in Timbucktoo - what's the problem - google it. Don't know this client visiting us - what's the big deal lets google him. There's an ICE in GCC - no problem lets google it in gcc.gnu.org . Its become such a tool in one's life that I now hear my mom using google for all her copy editing work . Oh I don't know what Schrodinger's cat in the box means, let me google for it and figure out if the book has it used in the right context.

The other useful app that Patan pointed out to me was Google Reader and a one stop solution for collecting feeds from all the blogs that I manage to read once in a blue moon. I did try and use the standard gnome applications for it but then opening and closing it everytime proves to be too much of a strain on my ancient workhorse with a couple of builds running in parallel. However one does have google open most of the time in a browser window and a tab having the blogs isn't too much overhead.

But then google has this tendency to figure out that the user in his web experience definitely wants more tools on the web and they've gone around filling that gap rather beautifully. Hmmm the mind boggles.

0x2b || !0x2b

Thank you Manas Alekar for that mathematical formula. A geek would automatically understand this as a consistent source of boredom and the time when too many questions about things which one has no control of puts your mind in an inevitable state of flux.

Dinner with parents and my cousins led to the inevitable Indian questions of settling down, getting married, starting a family etc. etc. The specific requirement for my sis-in-law was the fact that she'd get good food, my niece in the middle of her current nightmare in life (10th grade board exams) could buy herself a ghagra choli and it would allow both her husband (my esteemed bro) to point a finger at me and laugh evilly before welcoming me to the married club ( yaam petra inbam perugavae vaiyyagam) - When informed that such a matrimonial union with some female of the species was definitely not on the cards - everyone started sulking at the very loss of being able to do this again this year.

Does one go looking for relationships ? Now the arranged marriage concept among us tambrahms is rather amazing. Any lallu punju [1] thanks to our booming IT economy prefers to sit in the U.S. and evokes dreams of a fancy life in the U.S. chasing a dollar dream and forgetting that one can get one's clothes pressed for a mere 3 bucks (now what is that in cents ? ) and hand delivered. This evokes dollar dreams among the female of the species and a passport is procured even before they find a guy of their dreams. This works to the extent that families say that they are only looking for guys in the U.S. In some sense this is a whole load of education wasted - The majority of the females who travel to the U.S. only are glorified housewives atleast in the TamBrahm community (ofcourse there are others staying in the U.S. who are married and have wives who are in pretty high posts - So apologies to their sentiments ) . To get there they are among the toppers in their schools , colleges and professional courses and have fought their way up the rat race the way life in India usually is.

If nothing else this is one of the causes for what is hitting India today in terms of its growth story - serious lack of talent. Ofcourse it is important that a family be raised and that the mother is the centre of the family , but just going abroad to show off is just not done without having done anything to justify your education at maybe the state's expense is plain ridiculous.

Coming back to the relationships bit - it comes back to the basic fact that the two should first be friends and share some common interests atleast . Something which is very difficult to judge by just meeting someone online or through an arranged marriage. But then you need green colored money and green colored cards for that ..














References .

[1] (No offences to the Punjabi readers of this blog - especially a certain Sardar with the tendency to fly like a bird)

My top 4 places to visit and reasons.

Well if I had the time these would a few of the places that I'd love to visit and spend time on the list.

1. The top one would be the Iguazu falls on the Iguazu river in Argentina and Brazil. Its amazing and apparently has 275 waterfalls in 2.7 km. Would be a photographer's delight.

2. Ladakh in the North of India . After seeing some shots in the movie Lakshya especially where they do a mountain climbing stunt this is one place that I shall visit sooner rather than later.

3. Darjeeling, Nathula, Gangtok, Kalimpong and the entire North East. For sheer virgin forests, breathtaking beauty (in the literal sense at Nathula) the wonderful Himalayas.
This is another place that has to be visited during my existence on planet earth.

4. Wrykyn (for Mike), Blandings Castle (for the Empress, Ms. Haliday and ) , Ickenham (for the Lord) , Brinkley Court (for Aunt Dahlia) , The Drones Club (Dover Street London), Market Snodsbury Grammar School (for Bertie and Fink-Nottle) , New York and the offices of Cosy Moments (for Psmith) .

The new fangled software application space.

Over the last few days , my interest has been piqued by the variety of new applications that are showing up all over the web. I created my profile at Facebook and the variety of options that it has with the fact that folks can write their own plugins on top of it. I do login to orkut but Facebook really appears slicker, gives more privacy, apparently has an SDK for folks to write their own plugins and so on and so forth.

One of the other interesting releases in the last couple of weeks for me was Android , the Google mobile phone SDK - like most Google products, its slick , neatly packaged and eminently usable. The interesting bit about Android is that its all in Java and hearing all that one does about Java run time implementations is the performance downside to all the other gains of writing apps in a sandboxed environment. I'd however like to try it out on a 200MHz ARM and see the effects it has on performance of basic scrolling etc . I am not sure about what happens with the open handset alliance given that it has so many cooks, but it would be worth watching Google's next move in that space.

The last application that I laid my hands on this morning was Enso , the demo of which can be viewed here. (Thanks to Muthu for pointing it out) . Looks very very slick and neat and worth giving a go with . A demo version is available for trial and it looks rather rather neat. It improves productivity while working on Windows for a Linux user like me since I can type out commands instead of using the mouse to navigate menus and submenus and what not.

The joys of Diwali Weekend.

Diwali the festival of lights here was spent amidst the usual noise of crackers, pestilent kids bursting crackers and also using my car to draw art that would put an MF Hussain to shame. The noise levels and the pollution levels were pretty high in my area thanks to the amazingly high number of kids present there. Diwali is great to celebrate thanks to a long weekend, amazing food - mom being present at home ensured good home cooked food instead of having to resort to food from restaurants and outside.

The only pain however was an amazing argument one today had to endure for nearly 45 minutes with parents of an impudent kid who had decided to use the side of my car as a canvas to his artistic ambitions substituting a nail for a paint brush. The usual arguments of who said my kid this did this were applied succintly by the opposing party to which yours truly brandished eye witnesses who were Maharashtrian by nature. The accused was a pesky 6 year old kid with a naughty glint in his eye who was sleeping initially through all these deliberations. I had to spend time explaining to his parents and his grandmother who seemed to have a deliberate prejudice against non-Maharashtrian tenants - their claim being that being a Maharashtrian and owning a house in the society gave their kid rights to do whatever he wanted . The petulant bit was them going on in chaste Marathi in which case I fought back telling them that they were in India and reminding them that basic decency meant that they would be talking to me in Hindi or English. Ofcourse to this one heard stunning remarks like you are in Maharashtra, better learn Marathi . Also heard was that the society would be asked to change rules so that no tenants could own any vehicles. Pretty stunning start to a Monday morning if you ask me .

The end result - finally the neighbours in the society realized that someone lived in flat 21 and was not going to take crap in any form lying down.

The joys of insomniac hacking.

You know you should be sleeping ,
You know you are not that young anymore ,
When you start nodding off looking at code,
And writing verse that is such a bore.

On such a note my friends
I introduce to my friend insomnia
the poor cousin of amnesia which
all the big ones said lead to being comfortably numb.

Ok enough of this bs ,
Let me actually quit this insomnia business so soon.

Saar bondaa.

It was late at night and a friend M caught me on yahoo messenger. She's sitting in the US having fun making such yummy looking bondas. Now that I had asked for some of them and this is what I got at 2:52 a.m. this morning . Ain't technology wonderful.
Person makes bondas
Broadcasts on yahoo
Requests given for bonda
Yay ! half an hour later its ready to be served. Too bad its in a continent some few thousand miles away .

Programming Languages

Spending the weekend over at my sister's place I got a very interesting question - Hey can you teach me C++ since I need to do some programming for some of my financial derivative work - Now I particularly don't like C++ for the sheer number of concepts and sheer number of options to do the same thing in a C like dialect. Personally as a programmer I prefer the simplicity of C and on occasion have had to use shell , sed, awk to get most of my work done. Thanks to my own love of languages and never shirking from writing custom parsers and custom languages for some of my own projects either they be during my time at the university or during the course of my professional career I figured there had to be a better way than getting her senses damaged by the whole thing with segmentation faults, runtime errors, dynamic casting errors . Much easier with an interpreted language.

So I did some googleing to figure out what kind of libraries she needed and for what . I discovered that open source did have some kind of financial libraries and something available for the kind of stuff that she needed and that it had interfaces in languages simpler than C++.

The pain with programming in C / C++ for non-programmers is the steep learning curve with the whole jargon of CS, memory management - the absolute pain of looking up APIs and trying to make sense of doco that makes sense to other computer science programmers but not to programmers who want to do a bit to get their basic tasks done. Exposing APIs in simpler languages like python, ruby etc tries to improve the footprint of users and allows the users to solve the problems they want to rather than worry about other problems not specific to the problem domain. Also playing with an interpreted language rather than a translation system allows for interactivity and quick testing of functions along with development and reduces the pain of setup and attempting to do things differently.

So I am trying to now set up python so that she can get going with simple programming and free her mind off issues related to low level details. The library I am trying to use is quantlib
and see if we can get the relevant exposure in the corresponding languages. I wonder though if there could be a way of generating stuff or link this up with Excel or openoffice so that she can remain with her favourite tool. Interesting stuff for a weekend eh ...

Kashid Trip Slideshow.

This is a slideshow of photographs taken at Kashid post the trip to do the river rafting.

Left Forward Right back.

Regular readers of this blog would realize that this is quite an odd title . But that's my new mantra today for existence ! Read on.

It was Gandhi Jayanthi and instead of spending time sleeping at home all day doing nothing 11 of us from office decided to do something adventurous beyond fixing compiler bugs, optimization issues, graphics issues, widget and manager worries.

Something adventurous for us was a 380 km drive across Western Maharashtra starting from

Pune -> Mulshi -> Vile -> Sajad -> Sutarvadi -

The drive is exquisite , waters in the dam are full with the copious monsoons this year and the drive through roads nestled by hills of the Sahyadris left one speechless with the beauty and the impunity with which waterfalls sprung from every place. We had a raft to catch and hence I couldn't stop and take photographs there . One should go back over the weekend just to get some cool snaps around sunset especially with those amazing waterfalls just on the road.

The Kundalika River is where we decided to do some such things in life.


So at Sajad it was decided by the powers that be , that we'd end up doing something known as white water rafting on the Kundalika river. This is one of those small rivers fed by dams in the Western Ghats and irrigating the Konkan area. However from where the water is released till the time it reaches downstream there are a number of rapids intermittently created by the flow of the water over such beautiful terran. So it is possible to raft through some of the rapids , there was 1 class 4 rapid that we had to worry about. I was however separated from the rest of the gang as we could fit only 10 people in a boat and went on another boat not so surprisingly filled with more Software Engineers. One of them seemed to be a keen ornithologist and one got to see a Golden Orion and other such exotic birds on the trip downstream .

Rafting seems to be an interesting activity as long as there is enough current to pull you through the rapids. The job of the guide / steer is the most important as he gives orders to the rest of the team - we actually had a crash course in rafting for 20 minutes prior to the actual work and amazingly self preservation has a way with people obeying orders from the guide without any questions asked and practicising with utmost seriousness because of the risks associtated with the sport. I would have usually expected some smart ass to make some wisecracks there but surprisingly the crowd in my boat was rather silent.

The rapids were in increasing order of complexity-it was too bad that I couldn't photograph any of it - there was only space in my hands for a T grip on the paddle and nothing much else. The rowing commands while in a raft seem to actually be pretty simple - Forward , Back, Get Down (Means get into the raft! and not into the water ) and Stop. Pretty efficient state machine if you ask me - however it has interesting combinations like Right Forward and Left Back which means paddlers on the right side of the raft row forward and those on the left row Back. There's a technique to rowing - but its so tiring in still water that one gets really hit with the lack of exercise that epitomizes every software engineer's life.

There was one class 4 rapid John Cary as our guide called it - In all we had the following rapids

• Laughing Buddha - The easiest of the lot, we got our real life training sessions here for implicit obedience to the guide.
  
• Pumphouse - Little more complex - was a series of class 2 rapids , pretty simple in comparison to some of the others but after the serenity of Buddha was an interesting and long drawn affair.
• Morning Headache - It should be renamed to Monday Morning Headache - This was a class 3 rapid that was also managed pretty well. All the while the guide was taking us into the rapids in the best possible way and giving everyone a fair and thorough drenching.
  
• John Cary - A class 4 rapid. The only place where we had to "Get Down" . Get Down in rafting is to get into a defensive position holding a line that runs around the raft and brace for life and hope that you don't get thrown off. This was v. interesting . There were a number of times when one thought that you'd get hit .
  
• Rajdhani Express - Am not sure of the class of this rapid though one thought it would be a class 4 rapid. This was long and drawn , the last one but pretty fast and long like the Rajdhani Express.
  

The rapids got covered in about 30 minutes of the whole trip down though the remaining time was spent in just floating through with the current till we reached a point downstream where people could swim pretty safely. Yours truly was reminded of a certain incident regarding swimming in the Mulshi Dam where there was a rebirth - so i kept my counsel and decided against getting into the water for a long time. The will was finally broken by the sight of friends of mine who'd never swam before in life swimming merrily in the water and I jumped in promptly to disappear under water for a couple of seconds. I surfaced but it felt as though it was time to call for the lawyer, bequeath my car to my parents, wonder about my tax refunds . Just when one wondered if this was it - the end one realized that he could breathe and got in a few scoops of Oxygen instead of water . This was when the fireworks display inside my head started reducing - and I was able to vaguely make out shapes on what we call Planet Earth. Things got even better, the sun was shining merrily, folks were enjoying their lazy swim in the river , the birds were flying , the vultures disappearing when a pair of hands actually pulled me up using the 2 straps of my life jacket. I didn't know that these things were so strong and pretty well maintained and got back up. I also realized that K my cubicle neighbour wanted to get back at me for all her troubles I had previously caused her in life, by pushing me into the water. Give me land and I am good , push me into water and I am worse than a baby.

In any case after this got done one got to participate in a mini regatta for a couple of kms involving 4 boats. After a spirited race where the left side paddlers in my boat decided not to row in sync with the folks on the right side, we caught up with the leaders who incidentally were my office mates in the other boat. We did give them a tough fight, though ingenious last minute matchfixing by yours truly let us reach second to the final destination.

P.S. This doesn't end here, what's not mentioned is a 1 km climb up a hill with sore legs and hands , resolves of more visits to a gym and the badminton court.

Nasik Triambak Shirdi Bombay Shani Shinganapur Panchvati

3 cheers for the roads and the beauty of Western Maharashtra. If anyone would have told me that I could do this in 1 weekend with hardly any effort I wouldn't have believed them . The fact of the matter though is that I've managed to in one fell swoop cover stretches of Western Maharashtra that have been on my wish list for ages now. Its my 9th year in Pune and only now have I managed the trip to Nasik .

Nasik is about 200 km from Pune and boasts of the origin of one of India's mightiest rivers, the Godavari. It derives its name from the Sanskrit word Nasika which means nose. Legend has it that this is close to Panchvati where the nose of Surpanakha the sister of Ravana in the Ramayana had her nose cut by Lakshman . The Godavari or the Ganga Godavari as it is known here flows in a merry stream maintained rather well by the Nasik civic authorities. However I wonder what would happen in Jan or feb when the monsoon rains would have stopped and the dams would no longer remain so full.

The places to visit in Nasik are Panchvati, kala Ram Mandir, Seeta Gupha, Triambak, Godavari Khund. if you are a pilgrimage fanatic then this be the place.

The Seeta Gupha is among the most interesting places to visit. Psychologically this is the place where you realize how much thinner you need to become and the dangers of that last piece of dessert and that one last ice-cream and that one small spoon of sugar in your coffee. Now for the literal story - its a small little cave with idols of Ram, Lakshman and Sita but the approach to it is so small that only one person can enter and that too on their knees or on their haunches. You literally crawl down have your darshan and get back up in a similar undignified position. Thankfully I had a friend to push me down in case one got stuck but then he just had 2 small school going kids who'd have had struggled to pay him the same compliment.


Anyways the story ends with me not having to be pushed out of the cave and making it back safe and sound to write this one.

The Ganesh Festival- Pune's time in the sun.

Its the middle of the Ganesh festival here in Pune and as usual the streets are rocking to Himesh , AR Rehman, Anu Malik and who ever the latest as we say in Hindi "dhinchak dhinchak" music star is . The great Lokmanya Balgangadhar Tilak started this in the late 19th century as a way of national integration , introspection and a way to unite our disparate masses. But now in the name of tradition and culture we are carrying this a bit too far with all the extravagant spending, the extortion in the name of the pandals, loud music from walls of speakers and drunken dancers in the middle of the street even at midnight.

Its fun for some but its definitely not my cup of tea. Ofcourse the pandals by themselves make for fantastic photographs at night but when there are suicides by farmers in the countryside and powercuts and black-outs for nearly 12 hours in the rural areas of Maharashtra it seems quite hypocritical to indulge in such forms of fun.

Having said all that however the amazing energy, the crowds , the sheer joy of watching different plays, acts and themes for the idols of Ganesha is an experience worth having. As usual I suspect I'll be going along with a group of Swedes and explaining the stuff having not done this in ages. Its time to bring on the D50 .

Tosegarh and Thos waterfalls.

[Enter home at 2:00 a.m. on Saturday morning after a long week's work . ]

Roomie : What's up for tomorrow ?
Me: Nothing much - gotta get back to office and work on some cool optimization. What are you upto ?
Roomie: Me am off to Tosegarh, Sajjangarh and the valley of flowers at 5:30 a.m. Wanna come
Me : What the heck - lets go .

And so began an amazing journey worth 250 photographs all shot on my magnifique Nikon D50 . Tosegarh and Sajjangarh are located off Satara in Western Maharashtra on the beautiful 4 laned NH4. Getting there was easy, we'd hired a Scorpio to drive us all the way around . It was interesting though with the driver providing us anecdotes about gruesome accidents on highways and driving at maniacal speeds on narrow mountain roads that I thanked my stars for reaching back to Pune in piece.

Tosegarh is nestled in the hills behind Satara reachable on an amazingly picturesque drive. The monsoons have left the hills with copious amounts of water which comes down in the form of a huge number of waterfalls which end up forming the river Krishna which flows through Andhra and 2tmcft of which reaches Madras through the Krishna water scheme. He he all you madrasis watch out for water that we bathed in yesterday ;) . Getting around in the waterfall is an amazing experience. The water was icecold and was gushing along at a merry pace . Getting inside the water was like getting a full body massage albeit by cold water with 15000 masseurs. The scenery as most parts of Maharashtra in this time of the year was awesome and made for some amazing photos. It sure as hell beat working on a Saturday and made for a nice break .

Come September

What do we remember September for - Ganesh Chaturthi , Gokulashtami, 9/11 , friend's birthdays , OSIM ?

I would remember September for the Pune Festival associated with the Ganesh Chaturthi. In as much as I hate the noise and the ruckus they create - (after all Ganesha didn't ask for the walls of speakers with Himesh Reshammiya blasting away at the top of his nose (err voice) ) , the grandeur and beauty of some of the pandals make for an amazing walk through the most crowded areas of Pune and excellent photographs.

Its been an interesting week or so. Rediscovered that the College of Engineering has a boat club from where you can get some amazing pictures. I need to cart my camera along the next time I go just to photograph the birds (of the winged variety). Just watching the egrets and the Eagles swoop over the river in an amazingly tranquil environment is rather neat. I have done some work on addressing mode generation for GCC that seems to improve performance a bit . It would be interesting to see the benchmark results that should be out tomorrow.



So September bring it on ....

Mazes, Traffic Jams and Obstacle courses

Travelling or driving in Bangalore is an amazingly arduous task. Wild horses cannot even drag me to stay in Bangalore. The fact that almost every road in central Bangalore is one way and there is absolutely no way you can make any geographic sense about where you want to go . I had to drive a couple of times across Bangalore and needless to say this was a very different experience. You can't make a mistake in terms of direction and not spend another 20 minutes rectifying it because everything is one way and there are no u-turns available . The circle is possibly a favourite of the road planners in Bangalore - since you keep going around in circles thanks to the one-way's as well as in various junctions . Also the typical rule of thumb according to my friends is 7 minutes per km, so if you need to travel 13-14 km its atleast an hour and a half . The most funny sight though on my trip was this flyover from "Double Road" to Richmond Road which has a signal on top - So you climb up the flyover and drive "American style" (of driving on the right side of the road) for around 500 m and then stop on the top of the flyover to get back into Indian style of driving. For the unimaginative imagine this to be a large X with traffic moving diagonally. Woe betide any learner stuck on the incline in first gear and my sympathies for the car stuck behind.

Driving in each of India's cities is a different art - Bombay is fast , has wide roads , better planned , well co-ordinated and generally very disciplined. Delhi is chaotic but the wide roads are a life saver inspite of indisciplined drivers. Hyderabad is the epitome of lawlessness on the road. People go on the wrong side as though its a right of way. Pune is chaotic too but Hyderabad is possibly the worst traffic I have seen since there is absolutely no logic to driving there as well as wide roads and folks having the most powerful vehicles :) . Bangalore is slow , crawly , confusing and is basically a collection of vehicles that like to imitate the snail. Madras is ok , better disciplined than either of Bangalore or Hyderabad with decent enough roads. However at the end of the day if you can drive here you can drive any obstacle course or navigate through any city in the world with far better co-ordination thanks to manual transmissions in most Indian cars.

Bengaloooruu ... Hello World.

In Bangalore this weekend on a whirlwind vacation of sorts. Its good to be in the garden city of Bangalore and as I blog this after a redeye flight to Bangalore, 2 cups of authentic tamilian filter coffee, 1 plate of ven pongal and a trip on the streets one does start feeling the effect of lack of sleep for a week . It has spectacular effects on my eyes, they start turnign totally red, irritated, and then it moves into what I call the migraine zone where every part of your head starts aching with pulsating and shooting pains . Wow ! sounds interesting doesn't it ? Anyways migraine shygraine aside- it looks as though there are a whole bunch of family and friends waiting to be met in Bangalore - a 14 year old nephew and a 4 year old cousin being the more interesting of the lot .

Looking forward for a tyrst with the infamous Bangalore traffic. Morning wasn't too bad but then no one wakes up in this city till 11 , do they ?

Ottawa Sunrise finally

Finally sunrise in Ottawa. A collage of shots from the hotel window showing sunrise on a day that I woke up at 4:30 a.m. and had nothing much to do.. 3 cheers for my D50 and amazing skyline shots ...

Of television serials and a lazy weekend.

Its been an interesting week . One of my friends P became a father on Thursday and it was an unexpected sight to see him holding the baby when we entered the hospital room to greet the new dad . So now 3 cheers to the big daddy. Ofcourse this leads to a new domain of jokes about the new dad (oops should we say kid) on the block which I'll save for another time.

Spent Friday sick in bed with a sinus attack but later in the evening felt better to run through all the episodes of Heroes to How I met your Mother. One's a sitcom while the other is a supernatural thriller.

Ofcourse being a pretty big fan of sitcoms I managed to finish both seasons of How I met your mother in a couple of marathon sessions neither of which can be said is very good to my health . But as cliches go .. .what the hell, you only live once. I somehow relate to Ted in How I met your mother - too much planning and not doing can never do you any good in any relationship . If there's something to be said or done one's possibly better off saying it or doing it as soon as one gets the thought. Sometimes its good to be impulsive or you just miss the bus or the moment as the case might be. The gang in How I met your mother consists of Robin Sparkles Shebarski, Marshall Eriksen, Lily Aldrin, Ted Mosby and ofcourse the irrepressible Barney "suit up" Stinson. Interesting combinaton of characters and they do make quite a good combination. I can't wait for the 3rd season to get under way. I believe we should be able to see it on Star World in India. Atleast that's what Wikipedia suggests...

Ok thats that .. Nice internet break and now its time for 2 and a half men.,

chak de india.

Its been 1 hour and 42 minutes into the 61st year of our Independence and I just got back from watching the new SRK movie Chak De India. While watching it at ESquare in the 1030 p.m. show last night there was an event that quite astounded me. In the movie a small clip of our national anthem was played and everyone in that particular hall stood for the duration of the clip. Bowled me over totally. Maybe it was to do with the Independence Day spirit and all the media hype but whatever it was due to that one moment made me think about the probability of a hall full of people actually standing up for a clip of the national anthem out of a population of a billion.

Of an English Summer...

What an interesting English summer it has been so far. The Indian cricket team pulled off a series win after 21 long years with a bunch of players some of whom would never travel again to play in England. It was very interesting that the man of the match, a certain Mr. Kumble known more for (the absence of huge) leg spin in his bowling, ( but the presence of the top spin and a veritable googly) to receive the award for his batting (the only century by an Indian in the series in the presence of the demi-gods of Indian cricket) .

Its been raining here continuously for the past few weeks and we are quite fortunate to see the sun on a couple of days. Tomorrow is our veritable independence day and yours truly is celebrating in office today listening to patriotic songs and mulling over wearing a dhoti in office. Ofcourse the problem is that wearing a dhoti in office means the risk of indecent exposure (albeit inadvertently) and the fact that the air conditioning would make me feel very cold in my legs. Being from a tropical place which has only 3 seasons (hot hotter and hottest)such impulsive acts are not so good for an old man like me.

Of Time management and what not.

After the trip last week to Canada, the body clock is still misbehaving and pushed me into a wake-up at 9:30 a.m. and sleep at 3:00 a.m. routine which ends up with me reaching office either having over slept or under slept or at an hour later than what I usually try and maintain (well ,at times :)) .

Time management and splitting time between office work and personal projects is an interesting piece but something one has managed to do well over time . Personal projects on some new topic provides one with an escape mechanism from the drudgery of work or a way of getting out of a problem that one can get stuck on for a long long time . Fixing bugs is also a good way of spending free time and ends up giving the author an extra fillip towards spending some more time in sorting out other bugs of his creation :) .


This is a random posting and do ignore it ....

Of a Canadian sojourn

Its been an interesting couple of weeks thanks to a sudden trip to Ottawa for the GCC summit and work related activities. It was a good trip to Ottawa, meeting for the first time, names that are so active on a mailing list and figuring out that everyone looks so different from what you expect them to be . Travelling to North America for an Indian Vegetarian is quite a daunting task since vegetarianism has been stretched to include fish and chicken in certain cuisines. However this time was rather interesting as one met an alumnus from my school and also working on compilers. Now take that for a coincidence. Incidentally he had the same teensy weensy problem that I had which was that of being a vegetarian :) So there was company to try and explore cuisine other than that provided by Subway or Starbucks or Tim Hortons ..

There's this Moroccan place in Ottawa that claims to serve the best vegetarian food and they certainly lived up to their expectations. So we survived on whatever they served us as vegetarian - the bread was a cross between an aaapam, a dosa made of Ragi something that tamilians would understand and the side dishes were made of lentils (dal) , sundal (black peas ?) and a chutney that would make the gonghura tear up because of the heat generated :) .

The dinner next day was spent in visiting a place run by Chinmaya Mission in Ottawa a 100% vegetarian joint ! (WOW!) Take that all you carnivores who sneer at vegetarians travelling to any place outside India ! In the middle of all this one managed to attend the lectures that were on at the summit , quite a few interesting ones at that .

Roaming about the malls looking for stuff strangely left me less lighter on the wallet than I expected thanks to the appreciating rupee. I bought a MP3 turn table for my parents, a Wii for the kalculator , a number of small little things here and there which were special requests from folks back in India. Last but not the least one did manage to pick up Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and finish it on the flight from Ottawa to Toronto. Enjoyed this book , she's tied up all the loose ends in this one and almost *everyone* involved in the series so far has a reference . No more school boy stuff but lots of stuff where it gets like the lord of the rings / return of the king . There are many people dead but one death makes all the headlines and that sparks some interesting reactions among people ...

Pure Magic.

Its been one of those really really good days. The day dawned with me waking up late for my trip to Mahableshwar a hill station about 100 km from Pune. After that what followed was pure entertainment and enjoyment. The drive to Mahableshwar, lunch at Mapro , drive through the clouds, good music , visibility = 0, Humidity = 100% , temperature = very low made the day extremely beautiful. Got a number of photos which I shall upload at some point of time pretty soon.

Once we returned from this long long drive I managed to catch the Federer Nadal match from the 3rd set. For the first time in his life, Nadal seemed to believe that he could beat Federer on grass and actually gave the champ a good marathon for his prize money . The other thing was Federer suddenly gave up in the 4th set where Nadal simply ran him to the ground. The 4th set actually had Federrer rattled and shaken like he had never been before. A couple of hawk eye calls left him non-plussed and irritated. The number of unforced errors went up dramatically in that set too. Finally it all came together in Federer's 3rd service game of the 5th set. It was scrappy, it was dramatic and it was entertaining. Watching Fedex play was like watching a beautiful act of synchronization between limbs, the racket and the ball. It was sheer poetry and it left me incredulous about how he managed to return those serves with so much power and panache !

Shakespeare and Wodehouse.

As is evident from the title of this blog I am a great fan of Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse. I didn't realize that the bard from Stratford on Avon (Shakespeare for the uninitiated ) also had certain qualities similar . Statements like "That is a custom more observed in the breach than in the obeisance" show his humourous side too .

The particular quote that I was quite impressed with was not one that would tickle your funny bone . I am not sure about how true this is but anyways here goes "God in his infinite wisdom chooses to ignore some of our prayers while we in our ignorance choose to blame him for it. "

This particular piece of prose was conveyed to me by my mom after a particularly interesting day in life when something that I wanted didn't occur. However both of us were pretty curious of the origin of the particular quote , she couldn't remember if it was Hamlet or Macbeth. If there are interested readers who see this , it would be good to know if you have come across this some place on your other literary quests. Quite refreshing and interesting one must say.

Monsoons, rains , near floods and crumbling roads.

Its monsoon time again ! Rains Rains Rains, its grey dark, cold and raining all the time here at Pune. We seem to be breaking all records this year. The last weekend of June was enough to make up the seasons average for the month . The Mutha, Mula, Indrayani , the Pavna and the river on Paud Road are all flowing and are in spate . The net result, roads laid a week before the monsoons started have started disappearing or in the process of developing great big craters .

On a more serious note, its been a long time since I updated my blog . Was busy with helping out in a GCC workshop at IIT Bombay, lots of work at office travelling to Madras and Bombay through out the last month on weekends and one week . Phew its been quite a while .

Spidey , Anti Spidey ... Spiderman 3

Sometime during this week decided enough was enough and managed to catch up with Spiderman 3 . I was warned by Miss. S that this was going to be a bollywood tear jerker and emotional drama, but went with a notion that it couldn't be as bad as some of the soaps that Bollywood churns out with unfailing regularilty. This is the year when all the so-called heroes cry on screen, James Bond did , and now Spidey also followed suit. (Now thats what is called Bonding with the best. ) It was spectacularly long, 3 bad / misunderstood guys (Anti Spidey, Sandman and the other Monster) , patching up with old friend turned enemy and then watching a friend die. Similarly add in a broken relationship with a girlfriend, fights, a lot of meanness , some gyan and then the good old patch-up at the end. All in all I thought Sam Raimi had gotten to watching Karan Johar while he was in Manhattan shooting the latest Bollywood tear jerker and got influenced suitably.

Bombay trips and driving around.

Driving down the expressway between Pune and Bombay is among my favourite pastimes . On yet another trip this time to talk to a few folks about compilers and to meet my sister I decided to try the road via Turbhe to the Airoli bridge. However it looks as though the contagion of digging up tar roads and replacing them with concrete roads before the monsoons seems to have also hit our neighbours in the valley. Pune has a long tradition of doing that . This resulted in a driving time of nearly 2:45 min when I could have completed the drive to Mulund in 2:30 min or even lesser. The expressway from Dehu Road to Kalamboli was done in 50 minutes flat with a top speed of 130ks an hour.( However I have received other threats during my trip which pale in comparison to the actual threat in driving down at such speeds).


Driving in Bombay is a pleasure in comparison to Pune iff you restrict yourself to driving on the express highways and the eastern side, large 8-10 lane highways where you can zip at 80-90 kph, smooth roads, quite a number of flyovers etc etc etc.